Ryker shared his theories as to why Daddy is bald:
1) He shaved his head so much that his hair just gave up.
2) He didn't get in the shower often enough for his hair to have the water it needed
to grow.
3) He didn't get in the shower often enough and the awful smell made the hair weak.
Eventually it just died.
About this time, Daddy told Ryker to stop thinking so hard and use his mouth for eating. :) I thought they were all good theories.
Eventually the conversation picked up again and somehow, Ryker thought it appropriate to use the word penis. And it was perfectly appropriate to use the word penis but because it isn't the word we use around here, I was curious as to where he'd picked it up. It went something like this...
Where did you learn to use that word, Ryker?
At school.
Really? I asked, assuming it was on the playground.
Yeah. He replied. The teacher said, "Hey Class!" We were studying the letter P.
Really?
Yeah. We were circling all the things in the picture that started with the letter P.
Really.
No. Grandma was talking on the phone to Nurse Christy and I learned it.
Ah.
Yeah. A man stuck a Q-tip in his penis and it was the size of a "trofical" fruit.
One of the hazards of having a grandmother who works for a urologist, I guess. As soon as I stopped laughing, I called Grandma.
24.2.10
recent dinner table conversation...
20.2.10
rAndOm
Ryker noticed that Alvin's "Squeakquel" is no longer in the theater and is convinced that he can rent it at Blockbuster by now. After all, the two are less than 100 yards apart and it can't take very long to run the movie over. :)
Em talks non-stop about traveling to Palm Springs in March. It is in Mexico. And Mexico has a beach and "picy" Cheetos. California is also in Mexico, in case you were wondering. She is sad that Caroline won't be there and is only somewhat consoled because Jaden will be. As far as Em is concerned, Caroline is all that and a bag of "picy" Cheetos! Ryker is planning all sorts of activities that include Jaden and exclude Em. I think he is grossly underestimating his lil'sis.
Ryan has been five days gone and two days home since Jan. It stinks. He is missed. Even on the road, Ryan is working to maintain a running schedule and is still totally game to go for our early morning Saturday runs with the TEAM, which is consistently running five miles now. He can't wait to meet up with his family in Palm Springs for a little fun in the sun and a couple of date nights at Blue Coyote. It can't come soon enough!
Kristi is keeping crazy busy so as to miss her man less. It works. A little. :( I log a lot of miles, on foot and behind the wheel. I'm still teaching Skylar every morning and after 5 years together, often feel like I have a teenage daughter. Love her! I especially love volunteer teaching at Ryker's school. Wish I could teach more and am thinking about ways to make that happen without "stepping on toes". Wanting to plug The Leukemia and Lymphoma Society and their great cause again. CANCER RESEARCH, friends. Think about it!!! Just click on the TEAM logo to the right of this post and it will take you to my fund raising page. It is a piece of cake to make a donation there. Please do. A *BIG* thanks to Grandma Marilyn, Grandpa and Grandma Tim and Amanda for supporting the cause by babysitting our kiddos while we run. Love you lots!
16.2.10
First timers...
*videos to come*
14.2.10
Like pink matches purple...
Which color clips would you like to wear in your hair today, Em?
Ummmm...yellow.
Yellow doesn't match very well.
Ya it does. Yellow matches orange.
No. It doesn't really.
Ya it does. Yellow matches orange like pink matches purple.