Cousin Luke...good looking, kind hearted and employed. What more could the ladies want? Even the pigeons in Canada don't respect the Americans. Yep. I was pooed on. "The good news is that it could have been worse and it probably won't happen again." says Luke. Oh my. He's funny too.

This is what happens when you go shopping with teenage girls. You spend a lot of time on the sidewalk...waiting. This half of the entourage was broke.