the things he says...

Pamatoes are bisgusting and yummyade is belicious.

If I eat yots of candy when I'm sick, will the sugar bugs eat the sick bugs in my tummy?

Our father in heaven, thank you for meeting and babention. Thank you for Daddy and Mommy and yittle boys who yisten. I'm not a very good yistener though.

You're the best Daddy I never saw and you're the best Mommy I never had.

God, Thank you for Yucky Charms. They are belicious!

Red means stop. Green means go. Yellow means haaaaaang on! Mommy's going fast!

Are speeding tickets yike spankings?

I yive in Pasco, Washingmachine.

I'll have a pepperwhitemintchinni please. That'll be a tall. (Mommy's favorites are the caramel frapp and the peppermint white chocolate mocha. Always tall.)